ASG's counter-hegemony unit

“FSA Says Arrested 13 Hizbullah Fighters: Nasrallah Not Safe from Our Strikes,” read hilarious claim here:

“Masri announced that Syrian rebels managed to capture “13 Hizbullah fighters, in full combat gear, who were manning security and military checkpoints in Homs’ countryside.”

“Therefore they were not on a religious or touristic or family visit to the region,” Masri noted.

“I believe their fate depends on Hizbullah’s leadership, should it withdraw its fighters from Syrian territory and stop violating Syria’s sovereignty, killing the Syrians and repressing the glorious Syrian revolution,” the spokesman added.

The FSA official accused Hizbullah of being “steeped up to its ears in crime” and of “executing the instructions of its masters in Tehran.”

“We warn Hizbullah that if it does not stop, we are capable of teaching it a lesson it will not forget in the heart of Dahiyeh, and we tell (Hizbullah chief Sayyed) Hassan Nasrallah: we know how to find you and you are not safe from our strikes, you and all the leaders of your gang,” Masri added.

You read that people? In a single week the FSA has managed to kill and capture numerous Hizbullah fighters, and hence possesses a profound ability to target the only military force which defeated Israel. One can only envisage how jealous Israel must be feeling. Imagine how much more sophisticated and effective this ragtag militia is than Israel’s high tech army.

I asked Hizbullah’s Spokesman and head of its Media Relations unit, Ibrahim Mousawi, why the movement hasn’t yet responded. He dismissed the allegation as utter “nonsense” and said it was no even worth refuting.